Man: "Hey, I'm home, how was your day?"
Woman: "Good, now come into the kitchen"
Man: "What are you doing in there you saucy minx?"
Woman: "Come and see"
Man: "Are those silk handkerchiefs? I feel instantly aroused."
Woman: "Yes they are. Sit down on the chair"
Man: "ooh I'm excited!"
Woman: "Yea do you like that? You like me having my way with you in the filthy kitchen!"
Man: "Yes, filthy filthy kitchen!"
Woman: "It's so dirty in here, the dishes are covered in food!
Man: "oh god yes, what else?"
Woman: "You're Mr Muscle and I've captured you and tied you to the kitchen chair so you can't clean anything, I'm dropping jars of bolognese on the floor."
Man: "Oh god you're so filthy! And there's stuff boiling over on the stove isn't there?"
Woman: "Yes, pans of milk bubbling over and burning, the stains are so tough, I'm going to have to use the rough side of the sponge to get them off..."
Man: "Oh God yes...keep going!"
Woman: "There's so much grease and grime everywhere and the kettle it's so full of...."
Man: "Say it! I'm gonna come, say it!
Woman: "The kettle is full...of..."
Man: "Yes...yes!"
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